Oh, It's So Nice to Have Ben Back...Oh Wait, He's Dead...

Didn't I just write how nice it was to have Ben Stokes back on the show? And then BAM! The very next episode the evil HEAD OF COUNTE PETOFI...oh wait, just the evil head forces Ben to attempt to saw his own head off! By the way, can you ever really succeed in cutting your own head off? I would think you could only reach a certain point before you would have to stop...

So they get rid of Ben and, instead, who do they bring back? Why, none other than the woman with the pointiest chin in Collinsport...BETH CHAVEZ! What the hell were they thinking? Beth is in the bottom five of the shittiest actors ever to step foot on the DS set.

The order is as follows:

#5: Sabrina Stuart
#4: Hallie Stokes
#3: Beth Chavez
#2: Sky Rumson
#1: Sara Collins

On the brighter side of things, the Gerrard Styles storyline has been entertaining...him marrying Quentin's widow, Samantha, after he promised Wheels that he would murder her. Nice twist. And yes, I think we all knew Quentin wasn't dead and that he'd return but I was a little suprised how well he took his best friend banging his wife...that's not the Quentin Collins that I know.

And where they are going with this severed head storyline I have no idea, but I'm dying to find out...