Monday, September 7, 2009

Maggie Evans Kills Again

Well...she's done it again. Maggie Evans has killed again! Why is it that the worst character on the show is always responsible for the death of the sweetest characters ever! This time, the victim was none other than...YAEGER!!! Poor Yeager...you should have stuck with Buffy Harrington.

Let's list the casualties so far:

1) Barnabas's evil character - Maggie destroyed Barnabas's evil character and forced him to become a sissy boy.

2) Joe Haskel - Man, this guy was doing all right until Maggie Evans came into the picture. After that, he was getting his ass kicked every week until he finally died...never to be seen again...

3) Nicholas Blair - Man, Blair was on a roll until his fixation on Maggie Evans. That was the beginning of the end. He was destroyed shortly after...poor Blair...

4) YAEGER!!! - Yaeger kicked Buffy's ass, dumped Sabrina's ass, and pretty much dominated Collinsport..until he kidnapped Maggie that is...

So Maggie claims another one, and it's only a matter of time before she ruins Quentin's life...moreso. Maggie Evans is the kiss of death. Beware the short skirts!

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